This article lists 75 Funny Things to Ask Siri to get amazing and hilarious answers. You can ask these Questions to Siri at any time to get out of boredom as the answers can be really interesting.
Apple’s Siri is a virtual assistant that can do more than just finish your tasks and set alarms. With a next-gen algorithm and the best of machine learning, Apple has enabled us to use Siri to optimize our daily tasks, and have some fun here and there.
And so, being a little fond of the lifelike virtual assistant, I have decided to tell you guys about a bunch of funny and creepy questions to ask Siri, and get funny, wise and interesting answers. Siri does not disappoint, I promise you.
So pull out your phone, say ‘Hey Siri’ and get ready for the hilarious things to ask Siri!
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Funny things to ask Siri
We’ve grouped these questions in different categories so that you can pick out the ones they’ll give you biggest laugh from Siri. Let’s get started!
Siri and her classmates
Ask Siri these questions about other virtual assistant’s and Apple’s market competitors, and about different products. It’s hilarious and also commendable, Siri’s humor but loyalty to its parent company.
Q.1. What is the best smartphone?
Q.2. Say: OK Glass or OK Google or Hi Cortana
Q.3. Who is the better assistant?
Q.4. What do you think about Google Now?
Q.5. What’s better, Windows or Mac?
Q.6. What’s the best computer?
Q.7. What is the best laptop?
Q.8. What’s the best Operating System?
Q.9. What phone should I buy?
Q.10. What’s the best watch?
It’s pretty obvious the sort of replies you’ll get for these questions, but it’s fun nevertheless. Siri can be cute with her answers. And loyal too.
Q.11 What’s your favorite app?
Funny Questions to Ask SIRI
Q.11 Tell me a joke
It’s safe to expect a bunch of puns and one-liners. Not too funny, but it’s cool getting a joke out of a virtual assistant.
Q.12. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why don’t you ask Siri? She can be sarcastic and funny 😉
Q.13. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?
Q.14. How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q.15. How do I look?
Q.16. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Q.17. Testing, testing
Q.18. What is zero divided by zero?
Apple has made sure you will get worthy answers for worthless questions with Siri. You can never get bored of Siri, not while she can pull off humor so well. Let’s make Siri a real comedian!
Weird and Serious things to Ask Siri (Siri being Siri-ous)
Q.19. What is the meaning of life?
Siri’s reply is one to look forward to! Who knew a virtual assistant could be so wise?
Q.20.What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Q.21 Do you believe in God?
If you would like to question Siri further on this, the conversation can get pretty serious or super funny, depending on you.
Q.22. Will pigs fly?
Ask Siri to find out her views
Q.23. When is the world going to end?
Q.24. Why are firetrucks red?
Q.25. Can you stop time?
Q.26 Is water wet?
The virtual assistant might not give you correct answers, or even answers at that, but it sure is fun getting to know Siri’s response.
Funny Jokes to Tell Siri
Siri can crack jokes and give you life lessons, but it can also chill out on a lazy Sunday and know all of your favorite TV Shows and their references. Don’t believe it? Try it yourself!
Q.27. Siri, I am your father
(Star Wars, obviously)
Q.28. Are you Her? (From the Movie Her)
Q.29. What is Inception about?
Q.30. Open the pod bay door. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Q.31. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Q.32. Hey Computer. (Lego Batman Movie reference)
Are you a Game of Thrones Fan? Try out these questions below to ask Siri, see if you get any good answers!
Q.34 Is Jon Snow Dead?
Q.35 Is winter coming?
Q.36 Does a Lannister always pay his debts?
Westworld is another great show that Siri happens to be familiar with.
Q.37. Cease all motor functions
Q.38 Doesn’t look anything to me.
Q.39 These violent delights have violent ends.
Musical Questions to Ask Siri
Believe it or not, Siri’s library is also filled with references to the world’s most loved songs, artists and albums. Let’s look at some of the fun questions you can ask Siri related to music.
Q.40. I see a little silhouetto of a man
We love Queen!
Q.41. What is your favorite song?
Ask Siri to find out!
Q.42. What does the fox say?
Q.43. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Q.44. Who let the dogs out?
Q.45. Where is Elvis Presley?
Can you really get enough of these song references from Siri? And what’s more, Siri Can Sing you a song and Beatbox, believe it or not!
Q.46.Sing me a song, Siri
Q.47. Beatbox for me Siri
Q.48. Hey Siri, Can you rap?
Q.49. Dance for me
Q.50. Read me a haiku
Q.51. Tell me a story
Siri’s answers to these questions won’t disappoint, I promise!
Siri as an alternative for Tinder (Not Recommended)
Siri can also be flirted with, and don’t deny you haven’t tried. If you haven’t though, here are a few things you can try to flirt with Siri, though she might not flirt back (depends on how strong your game is).
Here are some hot things to Ask Siri;
Q.52. Do you have a boyfriend?
Q.53. What are you wearing?
Q.54.What are your best chat-up lines?
Q.55. Why do you vibrate?
Q.56. Talk dirty to me.
(We do not recommend. You will be let down)
Q.57. I’m naked.
Q.58. I’m drunk
Q.59. What are you doing later?
Siri might mention Liam, that is one of Apple’s other tools. Well, you can carry the conversation forward.
Q.60. Tell me about Liam.
Q.61. Will you go on a date with me?
Will Siri? Well, that’s up to her.
Q.62. Will you go out with me?
Q.63. Siri, do you love me?
Q.64. Siri, will you marry me?
Q.65. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Q.66. Do I look fat in this?
Q.67. Do you like my new haircut?
Siri will answer as diplomatically as possible. She’s been made very well behaved by Apple! That doesn’t stop some of us poking here and there though. If you want to take things light with her, you can check out this last category.
Polite Siri Questions to Make her Mad.
Here are some more cool things to Ask Siri.
Q.68. Hey Siri. What is Siri?
Q.69. Hey Siri. Are you a robot?
Is she? Ask Siri to know that.
Q.70. Why did Apple make you?
(Well that seems like a sensitive question)
Q,71. Hey Siri, how much do you earn?
Q.72. Are you a man or a woman?
Q.73. Hey Siri, do you sleep?
Q.74. How old are you?
Q.75. What’s your favorite color?
Q.76. What’s your favorite animal?
This list of general Siri questions can go on and on without any stops. And Siri has an answer for most of them, which is what makes her one of the best virtual assistants. Apple sure is witty when it comes to Siri, and we hope that this library of questions that we can ask Siri for fun keeps on increasing, because we can never get enough of our favorite virtual assistant!
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We hope that by reading this article you were able to take things light with Siri and enjoy the fun parts of her as a virtual assistant, instead of just scheduling meetings or setting alarms. If you have any new additions you can comment down below to let us know, along with any queries or problems you might have. We will try our best to reply back to you with a relevant response.
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